The Casey Anthony mask. The beautiful time of year, when men will be cops, fire fighters, robots, and a myriad of real and fictional characters — and women will be sexy cops, sexy fire fighters, sexy robots, and sexy versions of basically anyone or anything. Women are free to wear whatever they please for Halloween — or any other time. Look in any costume section in any store and the little girl version of a costume is usually fairly modest, if seasonally inappropriate. It's never too early to encourage your son's interest in sex trafficking. Trick-or-treating temps where I live can dip into the 30s. This problem is ubiquitous.
Any costume comes in two versions:
These Are the Two Types of Women’s Costumes on Halloween: the Regular One and the Mostly Naked One
If dressing like sexy congealed corn syrup makes you happy, go for it. Some things just shouldn't be sexy. Unsurprisingly, Sexy Jane Goodall is a thing. Red Sox Baby picked up some very bad habits this season. This Human Centipede costume would be more impressive if she put herself in the middle spot.